Laws....

Laws....

Two laws encountered in Mechanical Engineering. They maybe hackneyed ones but I have seriously experienced the same.

• LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

• LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool or nut, when dropped, will roll to the least
  accessible corner.

• LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
  work, it will!

These are other general laws. I got these from a mail and hence may be trite. I do not claim originality in these.

• LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
  move faster than the one you are in now.

• LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
  had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

• BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings

• LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
  when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

• LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
  the reach.

• THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
  last.

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